Well, we were just sitting there having fun. (lunchbox, Raz0r, Glock40, Jessie, and me) Then, this guy, who shall remain nameless, comes in and started talking to me. He was just casually talking, saying that our server was his favorite server, and he always comes in here, and what not. Then, lunchbox, Glock, f00l3d, and I were talking in vent, and I asked lunch if I should do my "Jessie immitation." So, I did, and changed my name to "apoC|Jessie". The dude, lets call him "D". After I changed my name to Jessie, I started talking in a girl voice. Then, I naded and flashed at the same time, so I said, "OMG! I just ate that nade and theres white stuff everywhere" (no dirtyness intended). After everyone started laughing, I realized what I said. D, was all, that was hot, and keeps asking Jessie to talk again.
So, the rounds keep on going, and I happened to be facing two opponents at one time. I jumped out, and shot them both, and in the process, I was doing a girl scream, but it sounded like a moan. After we all laughed about it, D kept saying, that was hot, telling us hes wanking it and only using one hand to play.. The laughter and the party continues until I got annoyed by doing the voice so much, I changed my name back to larc.
Then, he asks Jessie to talk and moan again. Jessie responds with a , "I dont have a mic dood!" and he replies, "what? wait, that was larc the whole time?!" We all laughed and said FAIL. Then, he says, "not funny, I just wasted a bullet on it".. The server gets quiet... Then, a sudden explosion of laughter, and ewws. I'll leave it up to whoever reads this to define "bullet" for themselves.........
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